Get your act together and enter the Mercury‘s “That’s My Jam!” dance crew contest! You could win $200 and a can of Hormel Chili! (Yum.) Oh! And you might get a little of that “adulation” stuff, too. Check out the deets!

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Get yer cheap advance tickets here and now! FUN.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)