Happy Birthday, Rachel “Summer from The OC” Bilson (29)!

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Happy Birthday, Elvis Costello (56)!

Happy Birthday, Sean Connery (80)!

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Many more very important b-days after the jump!

Happy Birthday, Rachel Ray (42)!

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Happy Birthday, Tim Burton (52)!

Happy Birthday, Gossip Girl Blake Lively (23)!

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Happy Birthday, Judas Priest’s Rob Halford (59)!

ALSO! Happy Birthday, Gene Simmons, Billy Ray Cyrus, Claudia Schiffer, Anne Archer, Monty Hall, and Regis Philbin! (He’s not dead, right? Right.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)