GETTY / YURI_ARCURS
Rejoice, armour’d knights and busty wenches! For as spring’s sweet breeze doth tickle our nethers, the seasonne for Renaissance Faires doth approach!
Alas, before we make merrie in fecunde fields and feaste upon elephant eares, I hath been informed by thine organizers of the Portland Association of Renaissance Faires, LLC that in order to attende this year’s festivities, I must maketh amends for mine behaviors at last seasonne’s faires.