COMEDY—Neil Hamburger‘s Twitter trolling of dimwitted marketers for fast-food chains and department stores is reason enough to drop to your knees and bow before a comedy god. But don’t stop there! His sweaty, awkward, scotch-soaked throwback stand-up act never, ever gets old. Especially if you show up ready to heckle him. We dare you. DENIS C. THERIAULT
w/Major Entertainer Mike H; Doug Fir,
830 E Burnside, 9 pm, $14
FUNDRAISER—KBOO is a local treasure. But without your treasure (AKA cash), it can’t mine musical esoterica and give a political voice to those who’d otherwise lack it. That’s why today’s annual book and record sale is such a big deal. Listeners donate their very best stuff to put up for sale, and it’s totally worth checking out. DENIS C. THERIAULT
Volunteers of America, 537 SE Alder, 9 am-4 pm, FREE, all ages