COMEDY—Storytelling series are all the rage these days, and Risk!, the popular podcast and live show, is the best such series for hearing about, for example, someone shitting themselves on a first date. Tonight, creator (and alum of beloved comedy show The State) Kevin Allison brings the show to town. The theme? “Trash.” You’ll be grossed out, but delighted. DIRK VANDERHART
Mississippi Studios, 3939 N Mississippi, 8 pm, $20
SEX—Canadian “culture production workshop” Mammalian Diving Reflex have a history of fun events at TBA—and this year’s no different. They’re putting on All the Sex I’ve Ever Had, in which a group of elderly Portlanders will… well, talk about all the sex they’ve ever had, opening up dialogues about “intimacy, old age, youth-obsessed culture,” and, of course, decades’ worth of sweet, sweet fuckin’. ERIK HENRIKSEN
PSU’s Shattuck Hall, 1914 SW Park, Wed-Sat, 7 pm, $20-25, all ages