VARIETY SHOW—If you like your Christmas campy and full of performative joy, Tony Starlight’s your man. Featuring impressions of Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, and Neil Diamond, It’s a Tony Starlight Christmas unites Christmas carols and comedy in tonight’s Vegas-style holiday variety show. Start rehearsing your holly-jollies now! MEGAN BURBANK
The Tony Starlight Showroom, 1125 SE Madison, 7:30 pm, $25-74, tonystarlight.com for more showtimes
FILM—The holidays are full of traditions… putting up lights, drinking egg nog with friends, watching Santa brutally murder people with an ax. Every year, the Hollywood shows the 1984 classic holiday film Silent Night, Deadly Night, so go bask in the cheery glow of an antisocial St. Nick who’s hell-bent on murder. Happy holidays! COURTNEY FERGUSON
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7:30 pm, $8