BASKETBALL—Man, tonight’s matchup. So many threes. All those jumpers, blotting out the sun. Not a single light in the house will remain by the final buzzer when the Blazers take on the Warriors. “But like, can you imagine if Wesley Matthews was sti—” SHUT UP. It’s still too soon. Damn you, Basketball Gods. Damn you to Hell. BOBBY ROBERTS
Moda Center, 1 Center Court, 7:30 pm, $35 & up, all ages
SMANG IT—’90s R&B is unfairly written off by music historians. New Jack Swing is an undervalued asterisk on the timeline of groove. But Turquoise Jeep ain’t buying into that bullshit. Part send-up, part love letter, and all-the-way smooth, these mustached masters of seduction come from an alternate universe where the Wu-Tang Clan bonded over a love of Teddy Riley instead of martial arts. BOBBY ROBERTS
w/Vinnie Dewayne, Maze Koroma; Mississippi Studios, 3939 N Mississippi, 9 pm, $12