MUSIC—If you love getting hot on the dance floor, don’t miss the disco-tastic music of locals Ancient Heat. Mixing infectious disco licks and funk with a touch of experimentation, they bring the fun in a big way—and they’re joined by the dancey pop rock of the Lower 48 and Foxy Lemon’s dirty-ass, boogie-down sound. WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY
Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 8:30 pm, $8-10
COMEDY—It’s always a banner day when comedian Todd Glass comes to town. The man’s one of the best working stand-ups out there—he’s smart, affable, witty, and delightful. And now that he’s out of the closet, all of those girlfriend jokes have been radically retooled, and he’s funnier than ever before. Seriously, he’s the best! COURTNEY FERGUSON
Helium Comedy Club, 1510 SE 9th, Thurs 8 pm, Fri-Sat 7:30 & 10 pm, $15-31