COMEDY—Should one resist the temptation to “WOOF WOOF WOOF!” when Arsenio Hall takes the stage? That is between you and your god. Arsenio hosted one of the most game-changing late-night talk shows ever… and has the awards to prove it. Now free from the constraints of television, Arsenio has taken to the stand-up circuit, and it will be very interesting to see what he does with the opportunity. WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY
Helium Comedy Club, 1510 SE 9th, Thurs 8 pm, Fri & Sat 7:30 & 10 pm, $27-35
MUSIC—Hardcore punkers the Bronx enjoy a side project that’s just as popular as their original gig. Adding a spicy horn section and black brocade outfits, they become Mariachi El Bronx, a wonderfully authentic mariachi band that maintains their punky edge with the addition of smart lyrics, synths, and plenty of cowbell. Have a shot of tequila and enjoy. WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY
w/Sean & Zander, El Diablitos, Don & the Quixotes; Dante’s, 350 W Burnside, 9 pm, $15