BIEBER FEVER—If you’re inexplicably ashamed of your love for Justin Bieber, then tonight is the perfect opportunity to sneak out of the house (avoiding the judgmental glare of your friends) and catch the JB biopic Never Say Never. Behind the scenes concert footage! Adorable home movies! Squealing teens! All in eye-popping 3D. WSH
Various theaters, See Film Times
TECHNO WEDNESDAY—Holocene busts out a new edition of Nightclubbing with Austra, Onuinu, and Linger & Quiet. Get ready for some psychedelic basement house music that will keep you thrumming. SY
Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 9 pm, $5
(Look, I don’t know. Maybe some of you WILL read this post and think, “Oh, heck yes! Tonight’s the perfect night to see that movie Steve liked so much! I am not at all tired of hearing about that talented young whippersnapper!”)
Oh yeah! I read Steve’s review and was like, “maybe I should go see that?!” but then I forgot about it, and but then I read this post and the other Bieber posts too and was like, “oh yeah I forgot that movie was in theatres!” So now maybe I’ll be going to see it. I don’t know, but thanks!
Also, “thrum” is a weird word.