Much like Garth, I’m terrified of leprechauns. Luckily, the charming Jackpot (of Gold) Records is on hand to give me and others like me some aversion therapy this St. Patrick’s Day. Let us gather and watch Leprechaun, in which Jennifer Aniston gets the run-around from a little dude in a green suit!
From the press release:
Come join Jackpot Records for a screening of the unfortunately unforgettable 1993 Warwick Davis vehicle, Leprechaun. Witness the wrath of one of cinemaโs most beloved and diminutive villains. Robbed of his gold and locked in a trunk, the titular leprechaun of Leprechaun finally bursts free, stalking the lower part of the screen to reclaim his pot of treasure and enact carnage on those standing in his way.
Thursday, March 17
Hollywood Theater (serving vibrant green beer)
7 pm, $7, all ages

It’s pretty good, but it’s no “Leprechaun 4: In Space” or “Leprechaun In The Hood”. See you there, suckers!
WHERE’S ME GOOOOLLLLLLDDD!!!!!!!!???????!!!??
A friend of mine in L.A. almost got the job writing “Leprechaun In The Hood” but then the producers decided that they wanted to find an African-American writer to pen the thing instead. TRUE, IF RATHER POINTLESS, STORY!