Credit: Photo: Robbie Augspurger

Get a room full of the craziest Portland employees, fill their mouths up with booze, spin some good music, set up a “make-out cubicle” photo booth… and OF COURSE, this is what happens.

OH DEAR. (Luckily, there are poop tons of other people whooping it up and having the time of their lives right here! Check ’em out!)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)