13 replies on “The Most “Pearl District” Event Ever.”

  1. A) Corgis are badass (I don’t own one)

    B) When I picture a dog for the Pearl Stereotype, I think boxer. (I also like boxers, and 95% of other dogs).

    C) Sorry, there isn’t much point to this. I’m just bored.

  2. The only two things I like about living in the Pearl District (besides the relative lack of crime and visible homelessness) are all the corgis and pugs. Also, corgis always remind me of the dog from Cowboy Bebop.

  3. I had one for a while. Every time she barked, her front feet would come up off the ground. She wouldn’t come to me if I called her, but she would if I clapped my habds. Very nice dog, but I had to have her put down when she got an enlarged heart and couldn’t breathe. Hated that.

  4. I have a horse face? Huh.

    I’d give you big eyes or slightly crooked teeth but horse face? I just think you’re not trying hard enough.

  5. To dismiss pugs because they are popular is like dismissing chocolate.
    Pugs rule, motherfucker. I will find you and kill you the next time you say somethng against pugs. I have planted spyware on this blog to fulfill my plan. Watch your back, pug hater!

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