Whoop-ee-doo! If you fancy yourself a fan of burlesque or just “sexy” in general, have we got a contest for you! Here’s your opportunity to win a pair of tickets to see THE TEASE-O-RAMA ROADSHOW, (AKA “the world’s premiere international burlesque showcase”). This super fun show spotlight’s the country’s best burlesque performers, and since it’s only coming to Portland for ONE NIGHT, then you won’t want to miss out! Here’s the lineup of the hotsy-totsy acts you’ll see THIS SATURDAY (9/27) at the Bossanova:

Saturday September 27th
Your Host for the evening Miss Kitten on the Keys!

Order of Appearance:
Lola the Vamp
Baby Le Strange
Megan Meyham
The Pervy Princesses
Sahara Dunes
Kellita
William Batty
Sadie La Guerre
Charolotte Treuse
Miz Ginger Snapz
Miss Indigo Blue
Satan’s Angel
Hottie McNaughty
Tana the Tattooed Lady
The Devil-Ettes
Michelle L’Amour
Dirty Martini
Catherine D’Lish

Full Set Finale by March Fourth Marching Band!

Sounds fun, right? Well, if you’d to like to win a pair of tix to Tease-o-rama, then EMAIL ME HERE with “Tease-O-Rama Tickets!” in the subject line. Tomorrow at 3 pm, I’ll choose two winners at random to win a pair of tickets each! BUT HURRY! TIME’S A WASTIN’!

UPDATE! Congratulations to Blogtownies Graham and Rachel, who both won a pair of tix to see Tease-O-Rama! HURRAH!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)