Start stretching out now, because TOMORROW NIGHT is our Mercury Winter of Fun™’s “That’s My Jam!” Dance Party and Contest! DJ Beyonda and Ill Camino will be spinning your favorite pop jam dance hits (think the greatest gay wedding reception ever), and we’ll also be throwing a “Soul Train-style” dance line contest where YOU could win $100 and a can of Hormel Chili!

HOWEVER! Tickets are going extremely fast, and are only $5 advance, so get yours now or risk not getting in! OR if you feel extremely lucky, I’m giving away another five pairs of tickets away today! Simply email me here by 3 pm, put “That’s My Jam” in the subject line, and include your name and your favorite dance jam song! (Beyonda may even play it for ya!)

The Merc staff will be out in full force for this one, so we’ll see YOU at “That’s My Jam!” tomorrow night at the Bossanova (722 E Burnside) from 9 pm till we die! DANCE!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)