So, you STILL haven't found your earbuds??

Yeah, you're right. Kanye's obviously a genius with impeccable taste. One needs to look no further than his equally talented hobbit..err..sorry, wife Kim Kardashian for proof.

Dang son you need to stop smokin' your earbuds.

Shits get you all emotional and shit.

The word is sanctimonious. They are all some sanctimonious motherfuckers.

Ian, am I the only one who recognized that whole editorial as the trollishly inspired fabrication of a ranting deaf dumb kid that it is? You only left out the "leave Kanye alone!" bit.

Can someone please tell me WHY this guy has a column?

People read it and enjoy it and those who don't enjoy it constantly read it anyway and then come here and comment, fuckboiwagon.

The idea that Kanye isn't a good musician because he married Kim Kardashian is so silly. Vanessa Bryant can't do shit, Kobe still went for 81.

You seem upset.

Great.

Now I have this vision in my head: Dumpy ass, doughy white trust-fund kid driving around L.A. hollering Nbombs over and over...

Hold on to that sweet, sweet privilege, kid, hold on to it with both ham-grabbers for all you're worth.

I mean, I can't really say anything back because you've decided you're only comfortable commenting when it's from a place of complete anonymity so... I don't know. Fuck you? Fuck you. Thanks for reading though! We appreciate the clicks!

hilarious and RIGHTONTHEFUCKINGMONEY. (I'm outraged at your lack of outrage about this outrage) seriously people if you care about Kanye enough to be offended by him or mention his name in any social context, then he's already gotten what he wants from you, like it or not. Kanye gets 4.5 out of 5 whocares as a musician and as a cultural figure. his shit is catchy but so is herpes. 👏

Any bets on when Kanye will declare himself Pope?