^^agree. Also agree with Ian that the aforementioned names (and many others) are lame twee hipster bullshit designed to attract other twerps. C'est la vie
Better this week ian. You stayed on track of the funny (even though it got away from you). Remember that just because something bothers you and you yell about it you also must chase it down with your medieval jester flute and play a funny little tune while skipping gaily. Making me laugh you must never forget to do.
And stay away from those who would advise you to make lists. They, like nougat candies, are not your friends.
This week I'm embarrassed because I'm the guy who plays Johnny Cash so loud. Also, I was a plucky Connecticut businesswoman before the surgery. Anyway, my wife and I thought this one was so funny that we read it to the neighbors until they locked themselves indoors with their overrated Rat Pack movies. Stay high, Ian, you're the best!
Please wait...
and remember to be decent to everyone all of the time.
And stay away from those who would advise you to make lists. They, like nougat candies, are not your friends.