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I think you should be hosed (Hazed) to do a Worse. Night. Ever. before you leave.
All in favor?

(Urban Dictionary: Hazed
1. Hazed; a way to friendly-ly make fun of somebody.)
(Urban Dictionary: Hosed
1. Hosed; To utterly and undoubtedly affixiated in a troublesome situation)
I have a vagina, and when left alone, some times i talk like this ^.

Stephonknee Wells Kunz on June 28, 2013 at 2:33 AM

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You keep talking about leaving, but...

i'mrightyourwrong on June 29, 2013 at 5:14 PM

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Ian karmel

I rank lame

i'mrightyourwrong on June 29, 2013 at 9:24 PM

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Better Portland as Fuck than Portland Assfuck, amirite!??!?!

JRRTrollkien on July 2, 2013 at 11:21 PM

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CONCUR that Ian should get a Worst Night Ever before he goes.

pork chop on July 3, 2013 at 11:19 AM

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