It’s pretty important to start your kids off early if you want them to grow up to be douchebags.

Via gap.com. Hey baby! Where’s your soul patch??
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It’s pretty important to start your kids off early if you want them to grow up to be douchebags.

Via gap.com. Hey baby! Where’s your soul patch??
(More fashion fun at MOD.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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AXE for Babies?
OH SNAP!
Well maybe this will make me more attracted to babies.
I may be using the wrong wording here.