SHAME on you Dov Charney for your near constant exploitation of women! SHAME on you American Apparel for your “Search for the Best Bottom in the World” contest which objectifies and reduces women to just their parts. And SHAME on ME for looking at the final top three bottoms chosen from 1,368 entries, and them posting them here on our blog. I HATE ME! And yet? I kinda understand me.

[UPDATE: THESE SUPER HOT PHOTOS ARE NOW POSTED AFTER THE JUMP BECAUSE SOME OF YOU ARE PRUDES (or scared of being fired by your prudish boss). SAD!!!]

Hat tips to fashionindie, and everyone who sent in pictures for the “Sexiest People in Portland” competition! And don’t forget! TODAY is the last day to fill out your Annual Mercury Sex Survey!

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#2
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The Winner
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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

12 replies on “American Apparel Finds Best Butts in World: SHAME! (Now Let’s Take a Peek.)”

  1. Yeah, can we get an “after the jump” on this one?

    Hell, I work for an organization that you guys have partnered with and this is still borderline-NSFW.

  2. These are the kinds of people that should be wearing the pants from the “tightest pants in the world” post this week.

    American Apparel should get on that train.

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