Did you hear the one about the animal activist who tried to hire a hitman (over Facebook, no less) to kill anyone wearing fur? (She may have been a bit crazy.) Read all about it here at MOD!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)