There are way too many people in my yoga class right now due to all the fitness-related resolutions made last week. While I wait for natural attrition to do its thing, here’s a shortcut to the ass you’re so resolved to sculpt, no effort or implants required. Only $19.95!
Marjorie Skinner is the Portland Mercury's Managing Editor, author of the weekly Sold Out column chronicling the area's independent fashion and retail industry, and a frequent contributor to the film and... More by Marjorie Skinner
The Double-O ass-bra would lead to far less disappointment to the lad or lass that’s rounding the bases.