In case you haven’t noticed, athiests like me RUIN EVERYTHING for EVERYBODY. However, I will not ruin this. What follows is one of the most hilarious, anus-tingling Christian movie trailers ever, in which a small Alaskan town’s Christmas is totally ruined by fat, evil athiest Fat Daniel Baldwin. As it so happens, Fat Athiest Daniel Baldwin is so jealous of hunky Christ Warrior Ted McGinley (who apparently competed with Baldwin for the affections of his own Mom… WHAT???), he’ll do anything to ruin Christmas—even change a town banner to “Seasons Greetings” and man-handle an adorable child dressed as an angel. YOU FUCKING HORRIBLE BASTARD!!! C is for CHRIST, and C is for CHRISTMAS, you fascist, athiest MONSTER!!!!
Watch this.
“Just because God’s out of vogue in the Big City, doesn’t mean we throw him away like last summer’s fashion magazine.” FUCK YEAH!!!!! For that, Christian movie? YOU GET THIS.
I guess this means that Lake Oswego resident Daniel Baldwin won’t be a guest editor of the Mercury X-mas issue.
You gotta feel sorry for the non-Alec’s of the Baldwin brothers.
Much like God, I can’t believe this exists.
I`ve been drawn in by this trailer. So much I know another word that starts with capital C for the lady…Common, the Baldwin dude wanted to make X-Mas a celebration for Everybody.
As an atheist, I don’t care what the fucking decorations as long as there’s plenty of rum in the egg nog.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!
I must know: what part did Mel Gibson have in the production of this movie?
Whatever. They stole it first.
Does Brad Stein play the “crazy fundamentalist Christian whose arguments are all based on fallacies repeated ad nauseam until a large enough group of crazies believes them?” The two lines he had in the trailer were both totally wrong, yet were set up as if he was speaking some kind of magical truth that would fix all the wrongs in Wasil …. er, Trapper Falls, Alaska.
So, like, is this a gag? Is Joaquin Phoenix going to show up in full poop beard and shades as the rapping ghost of Moses Kenobi?
Interesting that this movie would be previewed on a site with so many pure lost people. I wish there was a stronger word than lost to describe your lot, but I guess that is the most appropriate. I used to wonder why God hasn’t shown himself to you like he does to others, but I can see now that he knows when to waste him and when not to. So sad.