I’d like to give a big shout out to a very important person who was born on this date, not so very long ago! It’s Britney, bitch!
For her 27th Birthday, she decided she wanted a comeback. Here she is this morning, performing Circus on Good Morning America.
I love grainy video of Brit. It gives me the sensation that I’m looking at a mythical creature, caught unawares in its natural habitat, which in Britney’s case happens to be… The center ring of a circus! Ho ho! The symbolism!
In other news: I’m totally buying that top-hat, hot-pants, half-shirt ensemble as soon as I can. Talk about clothing yourself for a recession! Less fabric and more class… that’s the only way!
Also born today:
Gianni Versace, Tex Watson (of the Manson family), and legendary bassist Rick Savage! Who knew December 2nd was such an auspicious day?

Also born today:
My mom
AND…….
Mercury Food Editor Patrick Alan Coleman!!
Happy birthday!
If you have no talent, be sure to surround yourself with a bunch of props and dancers when you lip sync.
Pathetic. Top Yahoo searches. Britney comeback. Our culture is in the shitter.
Ooh Britney. It’s so sexy the way you open that big cage.