Guys struggle with sexual lust, women would change the way they dress if they “had any idea what goes through men’s minds,” male college students are especially tormented (all those half-dressed girls arrayed around the quad!), and then there are those skankass whores who show up at church “showing even a little part of their stomach.” Ladies, this video message is for you:

If “modesty is attractive,” as one oppressed straight male claims in this batshit, sexist, slut-shaming video, doesn’t modesty, like an exposed midriff, amount to a provocation? Modestly dressed, immodestly dressed—maybe women should err on the side of not leaving the house. (Incidentally, Christian wackos, the inability of straight men to control themselves when confronted by the sinful-thought-inducing sight of the female body is the reason some other batshit, sexphobic religious nuts give for this.)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dVMZoZoKT-o

In addition to being a nationally syndicated sex advice columnist, the author of several books, and the host of the Savage Lovecast, Savage is “a deviant of the highest order” (Daily Caller)....

7 replies on ““Have Your Dad Screen Your Wardrobe””

  1. KIALA WHY DOESN’T YOUR AVATAR HAVE ITS VEIL ON?

    I mean, don’t you know that your whore nose is corrupting legions of Christian readers? After all, it’s not their fault that they worship a God that’s such an ineffectual nutsack he apparently can’t keep Satan from constantly invading the minds of his people.

    Luckily, there’s a logical, handy three-step plan that will make everyone happy and please His Nutsackness: 1) bury you to your neck and throw rocks at your head, 2) set fire to the Mercury’s paper, offices and staff, and 3) maybe kill some other people for good measure.

    And don’t suggest that this is somehow a male problem that can be solved with blinders or any Satanic-inspired reasoning.

    Whore.

  2. @CC I ran my avatar past my dad. He seemed fine with it although…he doesn’t really lust after me like these other dads seem to do with their daughters.

    Yep. I went there.

  3. Also, I’m feeling pretty pious for not having an avatar, but I think it’s too androgynous therefor I’m an abomination to god. This chuch stuff is hard.

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