Here’s one of those shirts that will get you absolutely no ass, but your college buddies with think it’s the shit. It’s an electronic drum kit T-shirt that’s actually playable from ThinkGeek. You tap the corresponding drum or cymbal on the shirt, and suddenly you’re a walking trapset. It’s only $29.99, runs on 4 AA batteries, and yep… it’s machine washable. Check out the video below for a fun and extraordinarily dorky exhibition. (And just think! By year’s end there will be electric guitar shirts, keyboard pants, and touring “T-shirt” bands who will no longer have to lug their crap around in unsafe vans.)

More musical fun at End Hits: Where a world without actual musical instruments isn’t just a dream.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wjZNzn-zzhc%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)