Today in terribly uncomfortable-looking supportive underthings:

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The Daily Mail brings us word of The Biniki “butt bra,” which boosts the curves of those afflicted with assless-ness. You are intended to wear pants over it, and to experience irritated impatience every time you need to pee. Starting at just $20!

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Nice. (More fashion, for serious, on MOD.)

Marjorie Skinner is the Portland Mercury's Managing Editor, author of the weekly Sold Out column chronicling the area's independent fashion and retail industry, and a frequent contributor to the film and...