I can’t believe I just typed “Hot Or Not: Air Jordan High Heels.”
When high heeled sneakers and Timberland looking similar things first came out I was unilaterally opposed. But then this morning Steve was trolling the internets according to his own inscrutable methods and stumbled on this page of “Women’s Jordan Heels,” and surprised himself, then me, with the fact that they don’t actually inspire instant recoil. In fact, I think I might even wear the white ones, because at least for a second when you first glance at them, they just look like white boots. And I bet they’re really comfortable, and I’m sitting here with my ankle boots kicked under the desk because my feet hurt from the walk in to the office. So, it could just be that talking. What do you think, did I wake up on the crazy side of the bed this morning?
HOT OR NOT: AIR JORDAN HIGH HEELS
Some of the pizzazzier color options are behind the cut.
Be the envy of everyone on the MAX platform!!!
I’m vomiting! Oh gawd…
Dearest Marjorie,
I normally respect your opinions and insight. Especially considering my own fashion sense has never evolved further than shirt + jeans = success. However, these are abominations. These are so horrible, in fact, that I believe that stone statues of the Virgin Mary will weep whenever a wearer passes by. Please advise the good people of Portland to just don’t do it.
Yours,
Fruit Cup
Relevant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpPaeBloCXY
Most heinous.
Your consideration of these shoes makes me question all other fashion writing you’ve done.
Well, *I* would hit on a girl who was wearing these.
That may just reinforce some of the opinions posted above, of course.
You’re right. I just came back and looked again, and I can’t believe I considered it in the first place. Possibly related: My feet no longer hurt.
kind of cool, bit hip hop. maybe.
While they may not be THE ugliest shoes ever, they’re in the running *ahem*.
You know who these are marketed to? The Snookies, the Kendras, and the Hollys of the world.
Marjorie, if you walk to work in these, the kids from LEP and Benson will stalk you.
These are FAKE!!! Any Jordan fan can see the jumpman logo is messed up!