Boys like dinosaurs right? And some of them like girls? WHAT IF, we combined the two:

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All it would take is some double sided tape and $1,009 plunked down on Etsy to make this happen. Yes, apparently the pricing on Etsy item uploads can surpass three digits. Who knew. Via.

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9 replies on “Hot Or Not: Girls with Stegosaurus Spines”

  1. My god…she’s like a superhero…and she looks like she’s about to MUNCH ME LIKE A FERN!!!

    It’s OK. I’m all right now.

  2. I’m unclear if this product would be more or less attractive to me were it not being modeled by a person who looks like a fucking serial killer.

  3. It looks like we have a predicament to carry on our back, Stegosaurus Girl, oh yeah! You may have stolen the title belt from Macho Man last week but, Macho Madness rollin’! We both know you have what’s rightfully mine. When we meet next week at Wrestlemania I guarantee that Macho Madness is at the top of the Mountain! I thought I heard a discouraging word! It would be like taking one grain of sand out of the Sahara Desert! Only one man can be the champion! Everyone else are just potential challengers, oh yeah!

  4. I enjoy gimmick commenters, and I wish we had more of them (though some are much better than others). Just putting that out there.

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