She’s baaaaccckkkk. Remember how much Marjorie hated this little girl? The world’s most annoying little fashionista did this horrible interview the other day, and I want to stab her in her eyeballs. “Every little girl should have a dress, like… then I don’t think they need pants”—genius! Is this girl one of the New Jersey housewives’ kids? I feel like it would make a lot of sense if she was.


Other little girls I hate.

Marissa Sullivan is a fashion writer at the Mercury and master of her domain at Portland's Pretty. She is still waiting for someone to take her on a first date to Taco Bell.

3 replies on “I ALSO Hate This Little Girl”

  1. Sure, kids can be annoying sometimes, but let’s get back to hating to those over-entitled, Campbell’s-soup-eating, Republican-voting, ex-lax-swilling degenerates, the elderly!

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