I hate this little girl, and I can say that because she’s not a real little girl, she’s an animatronic fake little girl inserted with the personality of my hairstylist after five too many martinis (no offense, Kim. You know I love ya!):


And my god girl, if you are going to wear a skirt length made for a woman, cross your legs like one.

Ugh.

Marjorie Skinner is the Portland Mercury's Managing Editor, author of the weekly Sold Out column chronicling the area's independent fashion and retail industry, and a frequent contributor to the film and...

10 replies on “I Hate This Little Girl”

  4. That was painful, but Marjorie, did you happen to read the article in Bitch magazine earlier this year about the phenomenon of “tweeniuses” (I know, I know) and how the mainstream media fawned over the males ones but disdained the female ones? I’m not saying you’re doing this at all, but it did remind me of it. http://bitchmagazine.org/article/hitting-t…
    It’s a fairly interesting piece. As for this animatronic girl, I’m not surprised to see someone like her on a show like that. The adults they have on are probably not much less irritating.

  6. I don’t get why little girls would want to dress like 47 year old Long Island cougars. Is it just that slutty was “so 4th grade”?

    Creepy.

  8. IS there any other country where this treatment of little girls is legal? Why the F*** do we try to turn kids into adults? She’s a freak, but worse, there’s an audience of psychopaths clapping like lemmings. Whatever happened to letting kids be kids and stopping them when they make fools of themselves (and us in the process)?

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