Reason #326,092 to be jealous of me—NOW I WEAR A SASH!
Yeah, a lot of people are saying “it’s the hottest new fashion trend of 2009,” but I’m like, “whatever.” Sometimes I just like to wear a sash that provides people on the street with a visual reminder of who I am. (Note that my sash says “WINNER”—and NO, the party store where I bought it did NOT have a sash that says “LOSER” because if they had, I would have bought it for YOU. That’s what’s called a “preemptive burn.”
A NSFW version of this photo after the jump.
Yes, that’s a third nipple.
Such optimism when precancerous growth gets you a winner sash.
I was expecting more NS in the NSFW pic.
But still, congratulations.
When I said “not safe,” I meant that our readers should beware of spontaneous nether dampness.
Somehow you’ve managed to up your gaaaaaaaaaay count which I thought nary impossible. Did you win that at some random glory hole???
I’m with Joneser. If you were completely naked and the sash was covering the naughty bits, (like this http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/Blogto… )
we’d be far more amused, but you with your shirt off?
where’s the weenis?
Look, you really want the entirety of Portland’s workforce to come to a screeching stop? If I took off my pants, it’d be like Mexico after the swine flu!
You deserve your little sash! Congratulations, camper!
This one says “30 and thrilling.” $10 at Lippmans.
http://mattdavisopenshismouth.com/2009/05/…