GAHHHH!!! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, GO BACK TO THE OLD ONE!! (Hey Kate, I’m starting over, too. I’m planning on taking three Ambien, climbing back into bed, and sleeping away the memory of your skanky ‘do. Toodle-oo!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Are we as vapid as those flyover country Americans we mock?
That is one shitty weave girl.
Actually it beats that Kimberly Maus-oid ‘do she was sporting. That never did look very good on her.
Oh, God … I’m actually commenting on Kate Gosselin. I HAVE truly reached rock bottom.