This morning indie fashion mega-site Refinery29 made a fake-news April Fools joke about Chanel—the notoriously exclusive brand too snooty and über-elegant even for online sales—doing a diffusion line for Target. That would be nonsense, of course, but Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld’s diet (“light” in European) Coca-Cola bottle is, rather disappointingly, real:

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Marjorie Skinner is the Portland Mercury's Managing Editor, author of the weekly Sold Out column chronicling the area's independent fashion and retail industry, and a frequent contributor to the film and...