When Wm Steven Humphrey sent me this link, he said “It’s fashion. It’s celebrities. It’s horrible.”

So apparently Miley Cyrus has a sister, and yes said sister is collaborating with her BFF to create a line of lingerie that “can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look.”

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Noah Cyrus pole dancing at left, with her co-collaborator and BFF Emily Grace.

So, this could be really gross and it could be harmless. The link has a video but it’s a “private video” that won’t play for me. I assume this video holds the key to how gross or harmless the whole thing will be so I tried to find it on YouTube, which involved typing in the search “noah cyrus and emily grace + lingerie.” It didn’t work. And now I’m off to wipe my computer’s hard drive and take a shower.

Marjorie Skinner is the Portland Mercury's Managing Editor, author of the weekly Sold Out column chronicling the area's independent fashion and retail industry, and a frequent contributor to the film and...

10 replies on “Miley Cyrus’ Nine-Year-Old Sister to Design Lingerie Line—Quelle Surprise”

  1. The rumor that the designer is making lingerie is what’s false, Noah (isn’t that a boy’s name?) is wrapped up in it somehow. But still, look at those pictures! Who ever designed THOSE clothes should be banned from participating in society. What 9 year old needs to wear a skirt that stops just a hair above her pre-pubescent business with no pants on? Why are they on a stripper pole?

    Hey parents, if you’re so worried about pedophiles ravaging your children then don’t dress them like they’re legal-age strippers!

  2. Hey Reymont! Where’s the debunking link? I want to read about the debunking. (I love the word “debunk.” Debunk. Debunk. Debunk.)

  3. Those girls are wearing bathing suits on the way to a pool party even. They have nothing to do with the little tutu dresses that are really a party of the collection. The other photo is an unfortunate candid shot from a party they attended last summer from the Teen Choice Awards. Strange how the press keeps using photos that have nothing to do with the story. Also, even Perez Hilton admitted that there was NO LINGERIE line, just tutus!

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