Poor models. They have to wear whatever other people tell them to, including treacherous footwear, and they have to walk through a room under the scrutiny of everyone present looking completely confident and physically perfect, and very, very serious. Only one model has ever fallen at a Mercury show (and she was naked… long story, but it didn’t help), and if it were to ever happen again I would rush to their side to make sure they were okay. And yet, cool-destroying biffs are just always funny:
Poor things. A few of those girls look like they bruised more than an ego.

Possibly the first time I’ve snorted in the office. Thanks Skinner.
Sammich fail.
My favorite ones are when their heels puncture a hole in the floor, and then they fall through it.
I can’t tell if I should feel bad laughing at this or not.
Getting hit by a giant Chinese coin swinging from the ceiling could happen to anybody.