In case you thought backtacular ass-crack patches and vajazzlers were a product of our crap-hoarding modern society, let it be known that they merely carry on a long legacy that marches through history:
I hope I’m just not seeing the decimal points there. I mean it IS pretty scandalously sexy but $2000 is a little rich, especially for the 1970s. And here’s what I’ve never gotten about these types of things: If the presumable aim is to essentially trick someone into potentially getting it on with you, what are you supposed to do if it works and they discover this under your blouse? What could you possibly say??? If I were a man or lesbian and found I’d been tricked by the old “no-bra” look that actually is a bra but even worse I would feel totally justified in ending things right there because I did not sign up for sub-perky actually bra-less nipples. How that is worth $2000 to the wearer is beyond me.
Well, I like it.
Next a pair of men’s underwear that makes you look like you’re not circumcised
These still exist. I met someone last month who was wearing one. She was very, very happy with it. She got it at a trade show.
In Paris, where me from, women not just tease men. Women also have sex with them.
$20. $1.50 shipping and handling.
What happens when the nipples underneath become hard? 4 nips for the price of 2?