Rihanna showed up to Saturday’s Rock in Rio festival with a brand new look:

I’d like to think it’s a somewhat belated response directed at MIA. Otherwise, I’m duly impressed she is pulling this off, even though the pop-punk-y thing is kind of boner killing in general. (And yes, that is a cone bra.)

Methinks she looks pretty. Like a sexualized, carmel-flavored Strawberry Shortcake (which my brain refuses to pronounce as anything other than “Scrawburry Shortcake.”)
H-O-T!
HELLO! 1997 called… AND THEY WANT THAT FUCKING HAIR BACK! Lulzkbai! ; D