If you love to cringe, for the love of all that’s holy, PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO. Here a St. Louis news station discovers that “hipsters” have descended upon their city—so of course they have to do a jaw-droppingly terrible special report. What are hipsters? (They like jazz, “trends” and walking around with their shoelaces untied.) What do they do? (They have daytime dance parties featuring the latest dances—like “the pony.”) Where are they? (Hanging out at the The Mud House Coffee Shop, of course.) And trust me when I say, you will never see a more butt-cringing display of reporting or “hipsterdom” in your life. Compared to these guys? Our TV news stations and tall bike riders are THE BEST.

And don’t miss the best reaction ever to this news story from a totally over-it anchor at the 3:07 mark. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

8 replies on “St. Louis Now Has “Hipsters”—AND THEY ARE THE WORRRRRRST!!!”

  1. That anchor’s reaction is PUH-riceless.

    Sorry, WSH. Tall bikers are the worst. I’ll take a 1,000 budding hipster St. Louis’s mainly because they probably haven’t been infected by tall bikitis yet.

  2. It’s just a typical TV news piece. Ironically, another example of hipster culture can be found by clicking some of the photos in the Mercury’s “Arthole” to the upper right of this article.

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