Bedazzling your butt is clearly no weirder than vajazzling your vajajay, so who are we to get in the way when there’s money to be made? Introducing the Backtacular butt crack patch:

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Cyclists take note. Available here, starting at only $14.99! Via Buzzfeed.

Marjorie Skinner is the Portland Mercury's Managing Editor, author of the weekly Sold Out column chronicling the area's independent fashion and retail industry, and a frequent contributor to the film and...

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