They really don’t make ’em like they used to when it comes to inspiring men’s clothing commercials. ICI Fibres’ ’70s-era teaser borrows state-of-the-art special effects, a barren alien planet set from the Star Trek studio, and a few what-the-heck pillars to entice you into paisley kerchiefs. And it kind of works, right?
Hat tip to Jay!

I want to be a part of the comfort revolution! Do I get to throw a bike at a cop!?
New way? I’ve been dressing like this for 20 years!
(Strokes moustache……)