Literally the only fashion related thing the internet cares about today is the fact that Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson walked in the Valentino show at Paris Fashion Week in character as Derek and Hansel from Zoolander. As you may have guessed, this served as official announcement that a sequel to the beloved send-up of male modeling and the fashion industry is indeed making its way toward existence, and is set for release on Feb 12, 2016, which, incidentally, is a time of year during which terrible movies have almost exclusive rights to release dates. But never mind all that! It’ll still be fun to dress up and drink pink martinis (is that a thing) and go see it with your fashion friends because February amirite*.
*The optimists in the house beg that I mention that Erik said, “There are some studios that are trying to schedule stuff in those months since competition is so scarce. That might be the thinking?” Sure, Erik. Sure.
HE TURNED LEFT!