And here I thought having a bottle opener attached to my key chain would make me more popular, but Hot Topic has an even better idea: four inch stripper heels with a bottle opener built into them! Just don’t wear them if you’re not used to walking in high shoes, especially drunk. You’ll turn your ankle, young lady.
Only $39.99! A small price to pay for innovative thinking and shoddy craftsmanship!
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Not quite novelty, but I buy almost all of my deliciously impractical shoes from snaz75.com.
When I saw the title for this post, I totally expected to find a picture of Carla Gugino.
Now, if she wore those shoes, you might be right….
The last fucking thing I need when I’m wearing heels is some asshole jabbing a bottle at my feet.