- Lauren Salisbury
As the Timbers limp home from a rather fugly loss at Montreal over the weekend, their biggest backers are getting a bit warm under the collar.
For the first time in Portland’s MLS era, coach John Spencer is feeling the heat from fans and media alike, as a team that’s dropped five of six seems unable to shake (or even improve upon) its biggest flaws. With fans (and ownership) seeking answers, a few logs were added to the fire earlier this week when The O dropped a piece outlining the pressures of playing in Portland.
Spencer called Portland “a very difficult place to play,” adding “fans think that just because you have a world-class atmosphere, you’re supposed to have a world-class team. But it takes time to build a quality team.”
Keeper Troy Perkinsโnursing a gash suffered from a scary cleat-to-the-face collision last weekโreminisced about being booed off the field while playing for DC and realizing that, in the end, fans’ hand-wringing “doesn’t matter.” Lovel Palmerโwho’s struggled to find his best form this season while Spencer has stayed loyal to him startingโagreed: “You have to block (the fans’ negativity) and everything else out,” he told Geoffrey C. Arnold.
Now, knowing that sports writers ask questions and, for the most part, athletes do their best to answer them, I didn’t view the players’ comments as outright excuse-making. In fact, I bet if you asked most anyone in the Timbers locker room why they’ve struggled to get things going this year, “the pressure of playing in Portland” wouldn’t make the list.
Still, Timbers Army blogger Chris Rifer echoed fans’ frustrations that players would even entertain feeling bad for themselves, and in his latest “Morrison Report,” Rifer gives great insight (and an adorable Disney reference!) into the fan’s mindset while the team’s mental state remains fragile:
Iโm tired of the pity party. Iโm tired of something bad happening and the team going Eeyore on us.
All it takes is a quick glance at the Timbers scarf to know how they feel about pity. Oh, and speaking of TA threads, click past the jump for a slick video of the No Pity Van‘s latest offerings.


IF YOU THINK THAT EEYORE IS A DISNEY REFERENCE, THEN YOU’RE DUMBER THAN THE USUAL TIMBERS FAN. AA MILNE IS NOT DISNEY. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO THE MERCURY IS LETTING WRITE FOR THEM ANYMORE.
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The reason the TA now has a few hundred thousand dollars sitting in the bank isn’t because of ticket sales. It’s because of the merchandise sales from the stuff in that video.
Also, Spencer sounds pretty weak complaining that the local fans are too supportive.
THANKS TO GRAHAM FOR SAYING EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. FUCK DISNEY.
To be fair, Disney is responsible for the majority of Winnie of the Pooh related products since 1961 when Daphne Milne licensed the rights to that evil empire.
I think the Timbers deserve some grief from fans when they don’t play well. Winning is one thing – not playing hard is another.