Credit: PHOTOS BY JEFF WONG

The annual Unmentionable fashion show—billed as a “lingerie exposition”—is always one of the most enjoyable, cheeky style events of the year, and the eighth go-around was no different. The energy was popping off, with the sexy designs of Jane’s Vanity, COLTY, and Thunderpants working the crowd into a frenzy. Hat tips also go out to the beautiful body-positive models of all shapes and sizes, who really made these designs work. Check out these great pictures from Jeff Wong, and do yourself a favor—don’t miss next year’s Unmentionable!

THUNDERPANTS
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ALLIHALLA
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CHUBBY CARTWHEELS {{image:2}} COLTY {{image:3}} JANE’S VANITY {{image:4}}

LILLE
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NDA
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SOCK IT TO ME
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TOVA•LIS

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)