How long must the endless litany of Star Wars-branded clothing and accessories rain down on our culture? Forever? Oh, okay, yeah. I guess that’s what I figured.

So, yeah?? Eh? My trusty Star Wars-apparel litmus testing strategy (chatting a photo without comment to Erik Henriksen) resulted in the reaction: “Woah. Get them.” So… yeah? Still hot? Are we carrying this nerd-hot thing into 2011?

Fuck. This. Shit. Adidas has done a fairly decent job of creating apparel that’s both Star Wars themed and not awful. These pumps are just ugly.
This jacket is an interesting example of cross-branding done correctly: http://www.shopadidas.com/product/index.js…
While I’m also dismissive of the current SW fashion trend (it’s bacon for faux nerds), these pumps are just awful enough to be entertaining, but that jacket graham linked to is legit awesome.
GAAAUUUUUUDY!!!!
But where’s Jar Jar?
What if a lady* wore them with a simple black cocktail dress?
*me.
@kiala That would either be depressingly arousing or arousingly depressing, probably the latter.
I would definitely wear a Watto thong.