Behold Shy’m, French R&B singer, at the NRJ Music Awards in what can only be described as a hairy, translucent corset:

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On the one hand, she is lovely in that “even in looks good in a burlap sack” kind of way. On the other hand, I’m convinced that her dressmaker made a mold of her torso with molten plastic, then had her roll around in a 40-year-old cat bed that has never been cleaned while it was still drying and tacky. She may never get out of without losing some skin, or worse. What say ye?

Marjorie Skinner is the Portland Mercury's Managing Editor, author of the weekly Sold Out column chronicling the area's independent fashion and retail industry, and a frequent contributor to the film and...

4 replies on “Yay or Nay: Shy’m’s Hairy Translucent Corset”

  1. Well, if this costume came in black, and this were 15 years ago and they were still casting for Batman & Robin and that movie had starred Catwoman, then this might be perfect.
    But it’s 2012 and French R&B still sucks, unfortunately.

  2. I am totally fine with it………….people should look around our town and witness some of the faux pas, lol. Plus it’s hot!

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