Because no one can enjoy a private conversation around the Mercury offices without me butting in with my opinions, the following happened:

Salesperson Marissa: (to Katie) I'm getting my boyfriend a sno-cone machine for his birthday! Here's a picture:
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General manager Katie: That is so cool! He's gonna love th...

Steve: SNORRRRRE! That is a TERRIBLE choice. Here are my selections for the top ten best sno-cone makers ever invented from best to least best.

1) Frosty Sno-Man Snow Cone Maker.

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The rest after the jump.

2) Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine

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3) Snowman Sno-Cone Maker

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4) IceBird

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5) Party Penguin Sno-Cone Maker

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6) Gold Medal Polar Pete Sno-Cone Machine

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7) Old-Fashioned Carnival Style Sno-Cone Maker

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8) Dora the Explorer Sno-Cone Maker

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9) My Little Pony Sno-Cone Maker

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10) Marissa's stupid sno-cone machine she's getting for her poor sucker boyfriend

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