Food and Drink Sep 24, 2015 at 1:14 pm

Paydirt, Finger Bang, and More at the Zipper's Grand Opening Party

Ned Lannamann
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The Zipper is a terrible location for Finger Bang.
Aestro on September 24, 2015 at 3:38 PM Report this
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There's a lot of nice stuff already open there. Great addition to the neighborhood.
bd on September 24, 2015 at 3:47 PM Report this
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Yes, "terrible location" for Finger Bang. Right on a bus line, nicely in the middle of the East side. Their terrible location also is driving the fact that they are booked out for weeks.
JTR on September 24, 2015 at 3:59 PM Report this
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Finger bang is a euphemism for putting one's fingers into another's vagina for sexual pleasure. A zipper is a set of interlocking metal teeth sealing an opening on one's pants which may be abrasive to exposed human skin.

God damnit.
Aestro on September 24, 2015 at 4:35 PM Report this
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God that building is a hideous eye-sore. Something about all those vertical slats makes my eyes feel like they are being dragged across a cheese grater. I'm sure the inside is quite different but the outside is an assault on the senses.
JRRTrollkien on September 24, 2015 at 9:27 PM Report this
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This might be the first time I've ever agreed with Garfield Tits. I need a shower.
Spaceman on September 24, 2015 at 10:57 PM Report this
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Aestro, JTR is a moron and takes everything literally. Pay him no attention.
SuperTrooper on September 28, 2015 at 3:10 PM Report this

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