You cant defend American freedoms without these...
To defend American freedoms, you need lots of these... Igor Dutina/shutterstock.com

If you care at all about the men who have decided to fight for America in the forests of Oregon, then you might send them some snacks. They have all the high-powered guns and military look they need, but you can't eat those things.


You also can't eat the constitution. But you can eat freedom fries.